A few favorites right now:
-(After caving, or giving in to her which happens after a long day with the kiddies) "Mom, you are the nicest mom, thank you, that was such a good choice, I'm so proud of you."
-(After I have her apologize when she's done being in time-out) Me: "So what do you need to say?" Lily: "Sorry I . . . (fill in the blank) and I'm sorry you yelled at me mom (she says this no matter what, even when I am calm and collected, I promise I rarely raise my voice but you can bet after hearing your child chastise you, I think twice now!)
-(To Chad if he doesn't shave everyday) "Dad, I don't like the hair on your face. I really don't like the hair on your face." Repeated about 10 times
-"Mom, Ella cries, A LOT. But, its okay, babies just cry, like this waaahhh!"
-(After I ask her where she got anything, her answer is always) "Disneyland" (We've never been)
-" Mom, after lunch I want to go play at Emma's house and watch a show and dress up, is that a good deal mom, is that a PLAN?"
-(After getting a really sad look on her face and pouting, which she does to get attention sometimes, I ask what's wrong?) "I'm just sad because I have no puppies in my life."
-(Anytime she goes to the bathroom now) "Mom, I can do it BY MYSELF, I need some PRIVACY!"